Love Sayings And Quotes

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Love Sayings And Quotes

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Flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love.
Max Muller
A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman
A kiss is a rosy dot over the ‘i’ of loving.
Cyrano de Bergerac

A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years.
Rupert Brooke

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge.
Thomas Carlyle

A loving heart is the truest wisdom.
Charles Dickens

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
Brendan Francis

A man reserves his true and deepest love not for the species of woman in whose company he finds himself electrified and enkindled, but for that one in whose company he may feel tenderly drowsy.
George Jean Nathan
A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love.
Friedrich Nietzsche
A part of kindness consists in loving people more than they deserve.
Joseph Joubert
A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love.
Stendhal
A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.
Honore de Balzac
Absence – that common cure of love.
Lord Byron
Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.
Francois de La Rochefoucauld
Affection is responsible for nine-tenths of whatever solid and durable happiness there is in our lives.
C. S. Lewis
All love shifts and changes. I don’t know if you can be wholeheartedly in love all the time.
Julie Andrews
All mankind love a lover.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
All my life, my heart has yearned for a thing I cannot name.
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The most important things in life are human relations.

* Life travels in between kiss and smooch

* Life isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.

* Life is full of disappointments, and I’m full of life!

* Life is the name of ups and down so keep claiming the mountain.

* If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

* When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

* The longer I live the more beautiful life becomes.

* Life is too small so kiss slowly laughs insanely, Love truly, and forgives rapidly.

* Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

There are really two ways of going about it - you can either sit moping about how unfair and unyielding life is and how the greater cause does not make sense to you or you can take everything in with a pinch of salt (along with some tequila and a lime wedge, if you will), have a few laughs and carry on, smiling at the weirdness of it all. It might not be sugary and rosy all the way, but it will definitely be an enjoyable ride if you know how to be a sport. Truth is always stranger than fiction and there can be no greater adventure than living it. Here are a few quick jibes at the roller coaster ride we call life from some of the funniest men of all time. Life wasn't always smooth for them, but they learnt to live with it and bring out the best of the rigmarole through these lines.

If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. - George Bernard Shaw

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. - Author unknown

When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. - Author unknown

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking whether you are getting somewhere or just standing still. - Lou Erickson

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. - Oscar Wilde

It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. - Author unknown

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. - Author unknown

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. - Christopher Isherwood

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. - Author unknown

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, "So far so good!" - Author unknown

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. - Steven Wright

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. - Author unknown

Life is just a phase you're going through...you'll get over it. - Author unknown

You can't have everything. Where would you put it? - Steven Wright

Born to be wild - live to outgrow it. - Lao Tzu

For most men, life is a search for the proper Manila envelope in which to get themselves filed. - Clifton Fadiman

After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say, "I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER!" - William S. Burroughs

Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little. - Thomas Aloysius Dorgan

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? - Bob Monkhouse

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. - Woody Allen

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Life is just one damned thing after another. - Elbert Hubbard

Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man. - William Shakespeare

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. - Will Rogers

Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about. - Sam Ewing

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. - Charles Schulz

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific. - Jane Wagner

Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines. - Steven Wright

Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry. - George Ade

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Bill Watterson

It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. - Author unknown

Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter. - Author unknown

Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. - P. D. East

Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow. - Mark Twain

I told my dad I stopped raising hell and he called me a quitter! - Author unknown

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it. - Sherrilyn Kenyon in "Dance with the Devil"

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. - Helen Hayes

Crying doesn't help anything, try your luck with violent mood swings. - Author unknown

Smile, tomorrow will be worse. - Author unknown

When I'm right, no one remembers, when I'm wrong, no one forgets. - Author unknown

We never really grow up. We just learn how to act in public. - Bryan White

Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life. - George Bernard Shaw

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't. - Author unknown

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. - Steven Wright

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. - Steven Wright