Funny Love Quotes Sayings

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Funny Love Quotes Sayings

Funny Love Quotes Sayings Biography

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Reading history is good for all of us," he says, not surprisingly, perhaps, but his rationale is a fresh, somewhat bracing thought: "If you know history, you know that there is no such thing as a self-made man or self-made woman. We are shaped by people we have never met. Yes, reading history will make you a better citizen and more appreciative of the law, and of freedom, and of how the economy works or doesn't work, but it is also an immense pleasurethe way art is, or music is, or poetry is. And it's never stale."
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"Reading history is good for all of us," he says, not surprisingly, perhaps, but his rationale is a fresh, somewhat bracing thought: "If you know history, you know that there is no such thing as a self-made man or self-made woman. We are shaped by people we have never met. Yes, reading history will make you a better citizen and more appreciative of the law, and of freedom, and of how the economy works or doesn't work, but it is also an immense pleasurethe way art is, or music is, or poetry is. And it's never stale."
4 up, 2 down
"Reading history is good for all of us," he says, not surprisingly, perhaps, but his rationale is a fresh, somewhat bracing thought: "If you know history, you know that there is no such thing as a self-made man or self-made woman. We are shaped by people we have never met. Yes, reading history will make you a better citizen and more appreciative of the law, and of freedom, and of how the economy works or doesn't work, but it is also an immense pleasurethe way art is, or music is, or poetry is. And it's never stale."
A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.
People always ask me 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, I was an accountant.
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.
Robert Redford used to be such a handsome man and now look at him: everything has dropped, expanded and turned a funny colour.
Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.
They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?"
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.
It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.How to fight loneliness: Smile all the time.” – Wilco, How To Fight Loneliness
"I've been trying to get down to the heart of the matter but my will gets weak, and my thoughts seem to scatter But I think it's about forgiveness... forgiveness, even if you don't love me anymore. " -Don Henely, Heart of The Matter
“I see us all as customers
Holding no purchase so far
Collapsing galaxies
Feathered with falling stars
I see us all as something
But nothing like we truly are.”- Wilco, More Like The Moon
“I've been burdened with blame, trapped in the past for too long.
I'm movin' on…
I've lived in this place and I know all the faces
each one is different but there always the same.
They mean me no harm but its time that I face it;
they'll never allow me to change.
I never dreamed home would end up where I don't belong
I'm movin' on.” – Rascal Flats, I’m Moving On
“Well we all shine on
Like the moon and the stars and the sun
Well we all shine on.” – “John Lennon, Instant Karma
“You wasted life, why wouldn’t you waste the after-life?” – Modest Mouse, Dig Your Grave
“If you ever feel sad
And the whole world is driving you mad
Remember, Remember Today” – John Lennon, Remember
"“True love ain't that hard to find, Not that either one of us will ever know. Would you lay here for awhile? Please, do not let me go.” Ryan Adams, Love is Hell vol. 2, Please Do Not Let Me Go
“Most people never find a love… sometimes you can just be a man. Sometimes you can just be a man.” - Ryan Adams, Love is Hell vol. 1, Shadowlands
“I'm awake in the afternoon, I fell asleep in the living room and it's one of those moments when everything is so clear. Before the truth goes back into hiding I want to decide because it's worth deciding, to work on finding something more than this fear. It takes so much out of me to pretend, tell me now, tell me how to make amends.” – Duncan Shiek, Half Life
"I'm like a bad tempered prom queen at a homecoming dance, And I claim I'm not excited with my life any more. So I blame this town, this job, these friends. The truth is it's myself… By the time I get things figured out, I've change the whole dang plan… Talking shit about a pretty sunset. Blanketing opinions I’ll probably regret soon. Ive changed my mind so much I can’t even trust it. I’ve changed me so much I can’t even trust myself.” –Modest Mouse, Talking Shit About a Pretty Sunset
“The days get shorter and the nights get
cold. I like the autumn but this place is
getting old.” – Modest Mouse, World at Large
“It’s been agreed the whole world stinks, so no one is taking showers anymore.” – Modest Mouse,
Paper Thin Walls
"After years of expensive education
A car full of books and anticipation
I'm an expert on Shakespeare and that's
a hell of a lot
But the world don't need scholars as much as I thought
Maybe I'll go travelling for a year
Finding
myself, or start a career
Could work the poor, though I'm hungry for fame
We all seem so different but we're just the
same
Maybe I'll go to the gym, so I don't get fat
Aren't things more easy, with a tight six pack
Who knows the answers,
who do you trust
I can't even seperate love from lust" -Jame Cullman, 20-something
"Maybe I am too young to keep good love from going wrong." - Jamie Cullman- Lover, you should have come over
"Things seem so illusionary, but its the corners of my mind that scare me." -?, (comming soon)
"So, I am in the twilight of my youth
Not that I'm going to remember
And have you seen the moon tonight
Is it full?
Still burning its embers
The people dancing in the corner, they seem happy
But I am sad
I am still dancing in the coma of the drinks I just had
Can you recommend an education or drugs
Because I am bored with you already
And I am in the twilight of my youth
Not that I am going to remember
Dancing and slowly finding the truth"
--Ryan Adams, Anyone want to take me home?
"You've got wits, you've got looks, you've got passion. But I swear that you've got me all wrong. All wrong. All wrong. But you got me." Dashboard Confessional, As Lovers Go
" Are you out there? Do you hear me? Can I call you? Do you still hate me? Are we talking? Are we fighting? Is it over? Are we writing? We're getting older. But we're acting younger. We should be smarter. It seems we're getting dumber. I have a picture of me and you in Lexington. It was sunny, we were happy. Hey, I remember that day. And I miss you." - I forget, so *comming soon*
"You dont , You dont, You dont mean anything to me. Youre what I never wanted to be." Simple Plan, You dont mean anything
"Yesterday's just a memory and tomorrow is never what it's supposed to be"- Bob Dylan, Dont Fall Apart On Me Tonight
"Youth's the most unfaithful mistress. Still we forge ahead to miss her. Rushing our moment to shine." -Dashboard Confessional, The Swiss Army Romance
"These roads go on forever, and so do you and I. There will always be a place for you in my heart. So I'll hit the pavement. It's gotta be better than waiting and pushing you far away because I'm scared." Dashboard Confessional, Living in Your Letters
"You can't fight the tears that ain't coming or the moment of truth in your lies." - Goo Goo Dolls, Iris
"Out on the road today, I saw a dead-head sticker on a Cadillac. A little voice Inside my head said, 'Don't look back. You can never look back.' I thought I knew what love was What did I know? Those days are gone forever, I should just let them go."- Don Henly, Boys of Summer
"There are things that used to make me laugh.. but now they're deeply buried in the past. .. Remember when I said I loved you? Well, forget it, I take it back. I was just a stupid kid back then."- Akaline Trio, Stupid Kid
"Staying home alone on a Friday. Flat on the floor looking back. On old love. Or lack thereof. After all the crushes are faded, and all my wishful thinking was wrong. I'm jaded. I hate it."- John Mayer, A Love Song for No One
"I think the thing you said was true, I'm going to die alone and sad." Ryan Adams, Dear Chicago
"Yes, something's wrong, that restless feeling's been preying on my mind. When things get bad I'm bound to pack my bags and just leave them all behind." James Taylor, Somethings Wrong
"If there's a way that you could be everything you want to be, would you complain that it came too easily?" -- Savage Garden, Violet
"Though I know I won't win I'll take this one on the chin, we'll raise a toast and I'll pretend I got something to believe in." Bon Jovi, Something to believe in
"She was an American girl, raised on promises. She couldnt help but think there was a little more to life somewhere else. After all it was a great big world." Tom Petty American Girl
"We're just two lost souls, Swimming in a fish bowl, Year after year. Running over the same old ground. What have we found? The same old fears" Pink Floyd, Wish You Were Here
I don't believe in destiny or the guiding hand of fate. I don't believe in forever, or love as a mystical state. I don't believe in the stars or the planetsor angels watching from above. But I believe there's a ghost of a chance we can find someone to love and make it last. - Rush "Ghost Of A Chance"
"Starry Starry night Paint your palette blue and gray. Look out on a summer's day with eyes that know the darkness and the light. Shadows on the hills, sketch the trees and the daffodils. Catch the breeze and the winter chills in colors on the snowy linen land. Now I understand what you tried to say to me. How you suffered for your sanity. But I could have told you Vincent this world was never meant for one as beautiful as you." - Don McLean , Vincent