Funny Quotes On Love In Hindi

Saturday, July 13, 2013

Funny Quotes On Love In Hindi

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And fountains play in some flow'r-hidden place:
Yet, when from the frowning east a sudden gust
Of adverst fate is blown, or sad rains fall
Day in, day out, against its yielding wall,
Lo! the fair structure crumbles to the dust.
Love, to endure life's sorrow and earth's woe,
Needs friendship's solid masonwork below.
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX, "Upon the Sand"

False love is like the counterfeiter's coin,
A criminal deception.
MARTHA LAVINIA HOFFMAN, "Love's Counterfeits"

Love, unconquerable,
Waster of rich men, keeper
Of warm lights and all-night vigil
In the soft face of a girl:
Sea-wanderer, forest-visitor!
Even the pure immortals cannot escape you,
And mortal man, in his one day's dusk,
Trembles before your glory.
SOPHOCLES, Antigone

Life is like a pipe, and love is the fuse.

THEOPHILUS MARZIALS, "Chelsea"

Love is as bitter as the dregs of sin,
As sweet as clover-honey in its cell;
Love is the password whereboy souls get in
To Heaven--the gate that leads, sometimes, to Hell.
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX, "What Love Is"

But now I know that there is no killing
A thing like Love, for it laughs at Death.
There is no hushing, there is no stilling
That which is part of your life and breath.
You may bury it deep, and leave behind you
The land, the people that knew your slain;
It will push the sods from its grave, and find you
On wastes of water or desert plain.
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX, "From the Grave"

One of the nice things about having a lover, it makes you think about everything anew. The rest of your life becomes a kind of movie, flat and even rather funny.
JOHN UPDIKE, Rabbit Redux

How does Love speak?
In the faint flush upon the telltale cheek,
And in the pallor that succeeds it; by
The quivering lid of an averted eye--
The smile that proves the parent to a sigh
Thus doth Love speak.
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX, "Love's Language"

Love is the centre and circumference;
The cause and aim of all things--'tis the key
To joy and sorrow, and the recompense
For all the ills that have been, or may be.
ELLA WHEELER WILCOX, "What Love Is"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
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